A god is an imaginary friend with superpowers. These superpowers often let an individual's belief in this imaginary friend become irreversible, and the foolish child will become a foolish adult who still has an imaginary friend.

There are currently thousands of registered gods in the world. The most prevalent by far is YHWH, known to different groups of people variously as God, Jehovah, Yahweh, Jesus, Allah, and Zenus the Almighty as well as perhaps other names.